Merica vs the World

Merica vs the World

Merica vs the World

Indoctrinate yourself in the Gospel of American Exceptionalism. Not intended for children, soft hearted men or woke Commie nerds. Disclaimer - all offensive comments are made while identifying as a member of the offended group.

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Hellstorm of Dipshittery

America is managed by a pack of donkeys.

Kalian Osborn
Apr 29
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America’s cloistered and uninspiring ruling class spent the last several decades soaking itself in gasoline and, for some reason, is now playing with matches.

I’m not sure they are smart enough to see what’s coming - but it’s coming nonetheless.

Why?

Our nation is managed using the same playbook for every play - print money, homey.

They are entirely bereft of new ideas.

Haters will point to Modern Monetary Theory (MMT) or Critical Race Theory (CRT) as brilliant new concepts conceived by the brightest of minds.

“The combination of MMT and CRT shall liberate us from the doldrums of labor and save us from the invisible-but-very-real hordes of white nationalists.”

Sorry, amigo, those ideas aren’t new.

MMT is the bastard child of The Great Society and Money Printer go Brrrrrrrrr….

CRT is The White Man’s Burden sweetened with Cultural Marxism.

“Same old racism! Great new taste!”

lol. No thanks, Commie.

To make matters worse we don’t really have a 2 party system. We have a uni-party system with 2 distinct media pipelines.

  1. Conservative, Inc.

  2. Commie, Inc.

Conservatives fight with Commies as the Administrative State sucks prosperity from the middle class by debasing the currency.


“Kalian, this seems extreme. What are you? Q?”

No, Obama is Q, duh.


Here’s how it works:

  1. AOC says something wild.

  2. Conservative, Inc. mocks her.

  3. Commie, Inc. sends Ilhan Omar to her defense.

  4. Sean Hannity says Ilhan Omar is an Islamist.

  5. Everyone sells a book whilst proclaiming you are super smart for buying said book to save the Republic and/or fight white nationalism.

  6. The cycle repeats.

The American people love drama so we choose sides and pay rapt attention.

But this is no way to run the most powerful nation on earth and is leading us to failure, starvation and the woke gulag.

I don’t know about you, but I want to part of some hideous, woke labor camp.

We won’t even build anything cool. It will be a bunch of forced march protesting with gulag made posters affirming some lame AF Instagram quote or massive 10,000 people coordinated TikTok dance routines about Latinx privilege.

(I know Latinx is lame, I used it on purpose. Don’t @ me, bro.)


As the economy slows new stimulus packages will pass.

Inflation will rage and the ruling class will work with Commie, Inc. to assure us poverty is a gift because it makes us appreciate the little things in life like food and water.

Conservative, Inc. will complain about the deficit and create 5,000 new 1776 Commissions to write papers about CRT.

Why the existing regime is screwed - it is too detached to know there is a problem.

They are rich *because* of the existing system.

They profit from cultural collapse and displacement and want to make sure it continues.


Our ruling class loves money.

They don’t give a shit about Americans.

Not. A. Shit.

Gas prices going up? That’s what you get for driving a truck, redneck.

Can’t afford childcare, a house, food and property taxes? Have you considered OnlyFans? Hell, your husband can run the camera. We just created 2 jobs.

Worried about crime? Racist!

Want more than 1 kid? Eco terrorist racist!

Want clean drinking water? Dehydration-o-phobe racist!


Cha-freaking-ching

Everything Congress, the Administrative State and woke media does funnels money to each other.

Here are a few total winners with massive book deals:

  • Governor Cuomo

  • Former FBI Director Comey

  • Former Acting FBI Director McCabe

  • Former Ambassador John Bolton

  • Former VP Mike Pence

Did you get a massive book deal for doing a shit-ass job? I know I didn’t.

Here is the net worth of a few political families shaping American culture:

  • Bush: $400 million

  • Clinton: $100 million

  • Obama: $70 million

  • Pelosi: $120 million

  • Romney: $250 million

  • Trump: $3 billion

If you are worth $100 million and inflation is 20% you don’t care. In fact, a bunch of your assets are more valuable.

If you have 100 extra dollars in your budget every 2 weeks and the price of gas, meat and rent doubles you are F-ed in the A.

A Fireball in the Night

(Yes, I am quoting the great Thomas Jefferson to prove I have fancy book learnin’ despite going to government school from K-16. )

This can’t go on forever.

It just can’t.

Income disparity in America is out of control.

Government schools are terrible and getting worse.

Working 10 hours a day at an Amazon package mill so you can afford gas to deliver UberEats for 6 hours at night isn’t going to work for 100 million Americans.

MMT is a false idol. Money printing makes things more expensive.

You - “Thanks for the $1,000/month…it covers half my rent increase.”

Government - “Yeah, that $1,000 is taxable. You didn’t already spend it, did you?”

Fortunately the Wilsonian nightmare unleashed in the early 1900s is coming to an end.

The Administrative State is failing.

The media is losing its grip on society.

Decentralization is coming.

It’s our job as freedom loving Americans to make sure what’s on the other side of the collapse is an America based on our Founding Principles.

If you don’t know what our Founding Principles are that’s ok, I’ll teach them to you so you can teach them to your kids.

Not today, this post is long enough already.

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