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Be Woke and Unhappy Somewhere Else

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Be Woke and Unhappy Somewhere Else

For real, Brenda. We are trying to have a good time.

Kalian Osborn
Feb 1
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Be Woke and Unhappy Somewhere Else

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My goal in life is to be happy.

I know this sounds lame, but it’s true.

Part of my overall pursuit of happiness is ignoring and/or blocking angry maniacs on social media and here on the Merica vs the World Substack.

So, if you were directed to this post for bad behavior a sweet “forever ban” may be coming your way.

I know. It’s tough.

Here’s what may have placed you in this precarious position:

Racist Comments

This is pretty obvious.

Some examples:

  • Coon

  • Fake a** n****r

  • Honky lips

  • Cracka Nutz

  • Pretty much anything about Jews

  • Legit homophobia (saying something is “gay” is not homophobia)

  • Suggesting Navy is better than Army

Annoying, Obvious Passive-Aggressive-Smartassery

“lol. Ok, bro. Everyone knows XYZ.”

Thanks for the amazing insight…aaaaaaaaaand you’re gone.

Nazi Talk

lol. Ok bro, not everything in history is exactly 1937. ← See what I did there?

For real, stop it. When you bring up Hitler and/or the Nazis everyone tunes you out, including me.

Endless Partisan What-about-ism

“Oh yeah, well Trump did something even worse!”

“SMDH, I guess you forgot all about Hillary!”

I. DON’T. CARE.

Good gravy.

We won’t preserve liberty for future generations by fighting stupid partisan battles.

I pick on the Biden administration because they are in power.

If Trump becomes POTUS again I will pick on him.

Making fun of our Gray Ghost logo

F**K YOU!

“Kalian, why are you afraid to debate?”

I’m not.

Debate is awesome.

Discussion and disagreement are 100% American.

Limp D attacks and slap-happy passive aggressive “lol ok bro” posts are not.

I am happy to defend any of my positions in a respectful, adult manner.

Unless you hate Country music. In that case, you’re dead to me.

Let’s All Be Happy

Life is short.

Waste zero minutes arguing with maniacs.

This applies in all directions.

I do not engage with racist, angry Commies.

Racist, angry Commies should not engage with me.

It’s cool.

We aren’t going to agree.

You won’t change my mind and I won’t change yours.

Best for us to just part ways…with you agreeing to never live in Idaho.

-Kalian

PS, if you found your way here via the site and weren’t sent a direct link, you’re good. We aren’t kicking you off.

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